Whisky drinkers Laphroaig and centre.
Olympic rowers love to argue about the end result.
Joseph complains about big button on keyboard.
Sadistic window cleaner leaves glass-free town.
A Frenchman needs glasses to see his ice cream.
Two yellow birds do battle by the quayside.
E ba gum! Mugabe’s back!
While a woman’s smile is so tender and sweet,
A man’s laughter will be the death of me.