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ponderous poetry for the hoi polloi

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Short But Sweet

Scotchmen

Whisky drinkers Laphroaig and centre.

La Dolce Vita

People are

Vultures

And

I’m the

Dead

Red

Deer.

Scull & Crossbones

Olympic rowers love to argue about the end result.

Carpenter

Joseph complains about big button on keyboard.

Painless upon Thames

Sadistic window cleaner leaves glass-free town.

Français

A Frenchman needs glasses to see his ice cream.

Canary Wharfare

Two yellow birds do battle by the quayside.

Robert

E ba gum! Mugabe’s back!

Our amusement at killing

While a woman’s smile is so tender and sweet,

A man’s laughter will be the death of me.

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