Salt and pepper,

Lime juice

Sunburn,

Margarita rim job,

Makes me squint with joy!

Ahoy!

Someone call the elevator

Boy!

 

Ding! Dong!

Gin and olives,

Queueing for a postage stamp in the

Posthypnotic Post Office,

Waiting for the solstice,

Sticker licker

Telegraphic ticker tape,

Takes the piss

Don’t make me wait!

 

You catch my drift?

(No, not really, sir)…

“Ooo, I like the cut of your jib!”

She says,

Clutching to the stick shift,

Shawl collar,

Short shrift,

Don’t short-change the

Wrist,

Lovers’ tiff,

How I could riff on you for

Days!