I’m locked in the steam room,

Pending further notice, and

Gawping at myself like a gargoyle in the bathroom mirror,

Post-shower

Secret operative,

Still searching for a long-lost

Love-in-a-mist,

Oh! Attach me to your

Mailing list,

(Or at the very least,

Come wipe the condensation from my

Lips!)

Lunar eclipse,

Don’t leave me in this steaming abyss…