Atomic tangerine, nuclear warhead,

I’m worried for your welfare,

Weapon of mass self-destruction,

Oh, think before you speak!

 

Be more pumpkin and persimmon,

Than pernicious or plutonium,

Be more humble than harmful,

Less disastrous, more delightful,

Be more mellow and sweeter,

Less spiteful and bitter,

And then we’ll see about lunch.