Oh! Weston Wonder,

With her raw umber hair,

Boy you best be aware,

She’s a stunner –

Dr. Taser, Major Laser,

Stock-still, I’m stuck on

You.

 

Yes! Weston Wonder,

With her Egyptian blue eyes,

Come be my very own

Cleopatra,

No Liz Taylor,

I want the real

Deal.

 

Ah! Weston Wonder,

With the picture-perfect puss,

Monsieur Rodin went to great lengths to

Sculpt cheekbones as

Delightful as

Yours,

What’s your secret?

 

Eee! Weston Wonder,

With the Wargrave Pink lips,

You make Columbia Road

Look like a

Procession of ugly

Faces…

…And how lucky I am

To have been chosen by

You!