Little Miss Trouble,
You’re like a Cadbury’s Double Decker,
But twice the carnage,
Caramella Bella, well I never,
Let us have a nibble!
‘Cos I’ve got a sweet tooth,
You toothsome snicker-snack,
Too glamorous for a vending machine,
Too pricey for a pound shop,
But all too fleeting for me,
Passing fondant fancy,
You wouldn’t even touch the sides!
And as it is, it’s such a shame
That I ain’t looking for
Something just to keep the hunger at bay,
I need a girl who can fill me up!