Oh sweet glorious midnight-groover,
Side-eye glancer, part-time dancer,
Green light says go but you’re a red man-chancer,
She beggars belief, how did I find her?
Vino-drinker, little tinker,
I’ve got it bad for you – hook, line, and sinker,
Worked up-warbler, cockle-warmer,
With kisses so sweet, you’re a diabetic’s fave nightmare,
No! A real life-saver, ‘Lady Soup-Kitchener’,
Our country needs you, but you’re mine ’til later,
Tanqueray-sipper, and afternoon-kipper,
Ah! Smokey delight, even hippies aren’t hipper,
Champion-cooker, toothsome supper,
No need for gegs, you’re a real good-looker!
Firecracker, dark horse-backer,
I’m a losing bet, but you know no better,
Galaxy-surfer, Oh moonlight marauder!
Even Jupiter blushes at the thought of ya,
Snake-charmer, Mr. Melodrama,
I’m a stranded yacht, but you’re my ocean-calmer,
Premier number, little girl-wonder,
Venus de Milo‘s alright, but you’re the real picture!
And from May to September,
These are a few things I remember,
About why I love you, Miss 28th November.